CLENCHING THE FISTS OF DISSENT
To the tune of 'Working 9-5', by D. Partons
Verse 1:
Oh, that prig Lance in B2B Sales
All he will do is beat his targets into the ground
Whereas I must complete this fucking memo
before I can go home and get shitfaced
AND YET I LOVE HIM
Chorus:
Working 9-5, or other similar hours
it is better that you should leave your work;
and sit at the gate of the temple;
and take alms of those who work with joy
What a fucking crock
Verse 2:
Hullo, I am the boss
Please put down your allocated tasks; and then let's have lunch
How about it; lunch
WITH A VALUED CLIENT
You can complete your allocated tasks at the weekend
Chorus
Verse 3:
Oh yeah it's Friday, the eponymous day of TGIF
OMG get a load ofher him herm,
Wanders over and like, Sure Call me
ON THIS INCORRECT NUMBER
Chorus
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To be honest I'm really unsure as to where this is going.
Verse 1:
Oh, that prig Lance in B2B Sales
All he will do is beat his targets into the ground
Whereas I must complete this fucking memo
before I can go home and get shitfaced
AND YET I LOVE HIM
Chorus:
Working 9-5, or other similar hours
and sit at the gate of the temple;
and take alms of those who work with joy
What a fucking crock
Verse 2:
Hullo, I am the boss
Please put down your allocated tasks; and then let's have lunch
How about it; lunch
WITH A VALUED CLIENT
You can complete your allocated tasks at the weekend
Chorus
Verse 3:
Oh yeah it's Friday, the eponymous day of TGIF
OMG get a load of
Wanders over and like, Sure Call me
ON THIS INCORRECT NUMBER
Chorus
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To be honest I'm really unsure as to where this is going.
10 Comments:
what do you propose as an alternative?
Dear And Tie
Building a portable Solar Farm.
Kind Regards,
Working 8 till 4?
Oh my god that is some of your finest wares. This is all very poignant actually. What a use of 'prig'!
Dear W. Fop Esq,
Cheers, yes this is something of a shout out to My Homies In The Trenches, or similar (ie 'special interest story').
Kind Regards
Can you write another one about working 9 til 3(am)?
I'd like something to hum on those painful days*.
*Currently known as "weekdays".
Catchy tune, but will it sell?
Ps. Have you ever heard someone say 'tgif'? (I spose it would save time and increase efficiency. Managers like that).
Everyone knows the working hours should be 11-7, like mine. Then you can leave early at 5, for more work, but this time with wine in one hand and cracker&cheese in the other.
*gets in line for bwf&s to write song about her work hours*
OK, I've waited long enough.
Please post again. Immediately.
Dear Grocer
Easy for you to say bro but until minutes ago I was completely locked in a Remote Island Chain where so much unbelievable bullshit happened.
Kind Regards,
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